Amber Michele
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That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

laugh-addict:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?

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Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!

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little-lesbian-that-could:

noticeablygeese:

This enrages me so much

you don’t have to believe the same thing others believe to have the same morals and values. 
judgement doesn’t belong to us. 
but you wanna know who has stolen from me?
people from a fucking church. 
Something tumblr has taught me

fefeferi:

infinite-insanityy:

thesuperwalkingdeadangels:

gingeritt:

sargentwaffle:

natashhha:

“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason

“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable 

“for science” is a good excuse

don’t forget the stars are not in position as a perfect reason to not do something

“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.

you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you