Amber

lezpleasure:

just-shower-thoughts:

You know, technically, the Sun is a space heater.

alexander:

When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

jehovahhthickness:

charlie-is-my-constant:

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I got a check for $1697 a week after I reblogged this. The fuq.

OMG that’s fucking amazing! 😎

ilovepeppers:

gaypeopletwitter:

exco:

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

colorofinsanity:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i remember when i thought i was straight and this guy i was dating was trying to pressure me into sex while i had cramps by saying “orgasms relieve cramps babe” and without thinking i replied “but you don’t make me cum” and i have never seen anyone go through the seven stages of grief so quickly

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